Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Left Hand Stranger


Ah, Left Hand, out of Colorado. I enjoy the beers I've had from them... a regular resident of our fridge in the summer is Good Juju. Good shit, there. This is their American Pale Ale, the Stranger. Ha, Stranger, from Left Hand... you get it, right? If not, sit on your hand for a few minutes until the numbness sets in, and yeah. Go blind, see what happens, blah blah. Just don't let your mom catching you do it.

This pours a light golden color, with a moderate white head that doesn't stick around too long but leaves moderate lacing on the glass. At 5% ABV, I'd be surprised if it lasted. The nose is mostly pine notes, very light toffee and bread. The flavor is, well, light... and like really watered down grapefruit juice. It has medium carbonation, and wow, this is light-bodied. Almost like a pilsner. Or American piss water, but better tasting. That's it, if Bud Light were to come out with a grapefruit flavor, this might be it... but it's still better than Bud Light. Maybe more like a piney Bud Light Platinum (which, to me, tastes like watered down Bud Light, which, in turn, tastes like water. Anyone surprised by the lawsuit against AB-Inbev about watering down their product?). I'm not sure... It is very clean and refreshing, so maybe this would be really good on a sweltering summer evening. But not as good as Good Juju.

Overall, it's ok. I was hoping for more. We'll get to the "more" either later tonight or tomorrow. I promise. We have another offering from Left Hand to consider, and a stellar American Pale Ale, as well.

3.75/5 caps

-Jennie

I've been wanting to try this brew for a while. Not only because of the name, but because Left Hand puts out some great brews (see Jennie's review above). Color is a light golden, almost like your typical American Adjunct Lager. The aroma is piney, hints of caramel, toffee and bread. I like the aroma. The taste is, unfortunately just how Jennie described it. Watered down grapefruit juice. You get the flavor and some bitterness, but, there's unfortunately no bite. Some slight earthy tones toward the back, but nil on the malt flavors. Normally I'd enjoy this more (insert "Nathan, you're a hop head. You consider me a friend, right? I just want to talk to you about your hop problem"), but this is too watery to be satisfying. I agree with Jennie that this would be good on a summer evening.

I, too, expected more. Especially with an epic name and the label to match. Where's the dude's hand? It's not terrible, by any means. Just too light for my personal liking. This would be a good gateway beer into the world of craft beer (for a piss lager drinker), but then again, a lot of the pale ale styles are. This is no Doggie Style, but it's also not a beer to be drinking when it's around 30 degrees and your city is recovering from 4-6" of snow. 4-6" is what she said, HA! Stranger, HA! I think I'm done for now.

3.8/5 caps

-Nathan-

Lagunitas A Little Sumpin' Sumpin'





Lagunitas, you've done it again. You've whisked away all my fears and terrors and, once again, produced a fantastic brew. There are a couple things different tonight though. I have tomorrow off (got to run some errands) and I don't have my typical Flying Dog pint. No, for it is in the dishwasher. I am using a Newcastle schooner glass. I figured this might be fine for brown ales and IPAs.

Fuzzy pants on, check, beer in hand, check. Let's review

The pour is a golden, slightly orange color with a bit of off white head that doesn't stick around very long. The aroma is Citrus heavy, with some earthy tones and some malt backing. The first sip is fantastic. sweeter toward the front, with some citrus kicking in, ending with some piney notes that don't linger. The mouthfeel is light body, slightly resiny, but not too bad. Great carbonation to just add the right amount of bubbles to the brew, not too heavy, not too light of carbonation. This is really good being a hopped up wheat ale. Nice lighter brew that's refreshing and hoppy.

I should have peed before doing this review. Cutting it short now.

4.5/5 caps

-Nathan-

Anyone else with me on that was too much information??? Sigh. Facepalm. On to the beer. This is a pale wheat ale from our buddies at Lagunitas in California.

I pick up more pine and bready notes in the nose. The taste is pretty much what Nathan said. It's really good. It's really light-bodied for a wheat ale. This is almost lager-light. There's a taste note I can't quite put my finger on... almost a mimosa, that lovely combination of champagne and orange juice that makes my Sunday mornings perfectly happy.

This was a lovely discovery last summer that I don't mind revisiting often. It's one of my favorites from Lagunitas, who has yet to disappoint me.

4.6/5 caps

-Jennie

Founders Dirty Bastard



Ok, so I'm taking the lead on this review mainly due to a certain, beautiful 16-year-old girl cat in my lap. She's loving my fuzzy pants, and refusing to move (it was a struggle earlier to use the bathroom). That's right. I like to wear my red plaid, penguin fuzzy pants. I hate wearing my big-boy pants (jeans) when I get home. If it's wrong for a grown man to wear his comfy, fuzzy pajama pants around the house as soon as he gets off work, then, well, I don't want to be right. But, I again seem to be getting sidetracked. I noticed this happens a lot to me. I start to wonder if possibly I have some sort of mental illness or Attention Deficit Disorder, but then I realize that while I'm pondering this, I'm also not hitting the point of this. But eventually I realize it's usually the beer or the rum. Yay, Beer!

Founders, based out of that state up north, has produced amazing stuff. I have yet to have let-down from them. I have no idea why we haven't reviewed more than just this and the Cerise. Their Breakfast Stout is phenomenal, their Centennial is, well... you get the point.

This, purchased at Meijer, was bottled in Nov of 2012, so this is slightly aged, but not a typical aging. Now what is a dirty bastard? It could be describing the guy who ripped you off, it could be describing a guy who hasn't showered in a long time, or it could be describing both at once, in the form of my half-brother. This dirty bastard that we're reviewing, though, is none of the above. It's a Scotch Ale, could also be classified as a Wee-Heavy.

It pours a dark rich red, but not quite the red color I've seen since I logged into my Hotmail account (see our review on Great Lake's Alchemy Hour for that story). The head is a light tan color, almost a dirty white color (could this possibly be part of the description for the name?). The aroma is Toffee, caramel, some almost dark fruit (raisin?) tones. Very malt heavy. Very Scottish ale smelling. The taste is.... Ah, you Dirty Bastard! Malt heavy, obviously. Toffee, some fruity tones. Well, instead of trying to describe it again, just read what you get in the nose. What you get in the nose is also in the taste. The taste though, does have some alcohol bite toward the back. The mouthfeel is thick, creamy, slight sweet-stickiness to the back, but not overwhelming.

Go, purchase this. Whilst purchasing, bring me back some.

4.6/5 Caps

-Nathan

I have no idea how I'm even supposed to follow that up... other than Founder's is out of Grand Rapids, MICHIGAN!!!!!! (As opposed to that state up north). A lovely garnet color in the glass, I pick up some stone fruit in the nose: a bit of plum, a bit of dried cherry. Definite toffee. And this is what a Scotch Ale/Wee Heavy should be. Damn good. Makes me want to do a jig (Scottish, not Irish, thank you very much) and put on my St. Patrick's Day shirt and... wait... maybe that jig should be Irish. Nah, it makes me want to rediscover Brigadoon (laugh all you want, it's one of my favorite musicals) and put on a tartan (I used to have my clan's tartan.... wonder whatever happened to that?) and embrace the Scottish part of my heritage. Even though it's from Michigan, which is where my Scottish relatives ended up. Huh. So this is like the ancestry.com of my beer. In fact, here's my family's coat of arms. You didn't think Koeper was my maiden name, did you?


So, what have we learned tonight? Jennie has a sordid history? Perhaps... Also, maybe that three beers on a grilled cheese today may lead to intoxication, at home, of course. And we can also extrapolate that to infer that stomach flu sucks. Except when it comes to appreciating good beer. Therefore, my stomach rules with more of an iron fist than Robert the Bruce.

4.7/5 caps

-Jennie

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Great Lakes Alchemy Hour



Congratulations to Great Lakes Brewing Company for surviving it in this tough industry for 25 years. They released this beer a couple of weeks ago, and it's been flying off the shelves since. It's a West Coast-style double IPA. We decided to pick up some beer for the massive snowstorm we're expecting, and this was at Kroger. Hell yeah. It's priced the same as Lake Erie Monster, my favorite brew from Great Lakes, at $9.99 a four-pack. Stomach flu be damned... funny, I can't eat much of anything, but I can keep down a couple of beers. All for you, dear readers. Ah, the sacrifices that this job requires.

This pours a clear orange color with very little off-white head that dissipates quickly, which is expected at 9.4% ABV. The nose is tropical fruits -- some pineapple, passion fruit, and papaya. I don't really pick up any malt notes in the nose. The taste, though... wow. It's totally different from Lake Erie Monster, and yet rather tasty. It has more orange on the front, fading to some sweetness and there is some significant alcohol bite on the back, with some passion fruit coming through there, as well. There is some sticky sweetness to the mouthfeel. It is a very complex IPA, and is utterly fantastic. Well done, Great Lakes.

4.9/5 caps

-Jennie  


Great Lakes puts out good brews, but some seem a little over rated to me, which pushes me away from them (i.e. Great Lakes Christmas. Not as good as other winter brews). I now have a lap-Thatchy (beautiful 16-year-old tortoiseshell cat) to assist as my wordsmith for this review. Meow meow meow. (purr purr) Meow. (purr) Meow Meow, meow (purr) Meow (purr) MEOW (purr).

I think that translates (roughly) to:
The pour is beautiful, crisp and clear orange with beautiful white head. I can't describe the smell as perfect as Jennie can, the best I can pull out, as morose and unexciting as this sounds, is tropical fruit. Woo hoo. There's that perfect wordsmithery happening. Tropical Fruit. Yeah, that's the best description you're going to get from me. Maybe you'd get a better description if I wasn't so steamed right now at Windows. My Hotmail account that I've had for 10 years has suddenly changed, without warning, to Outlook. Did I ask for the change, no. Did anyone ask for the change, no. My items are still there, yes, but the layout blows more than my whore ex.

So, to slowly guide myself back on track, this beer. Tropical Fucking Fruit.

This isn't unpleasant to me, no, in fact, I actually like this. I'm just sitting in my bitter, seething loathsome pity chair right now.

The taste is fantastic. The hop heavy characteristics start out as orange/tangerine/tropical up front, decaying into rotating grapefruit and earthy tones toward the back. Slightly caramel in the front, but dissipates quickly, leading to total hop takeover.This is a lighter mouthfeel than what I expected for a 9.4% brew. It's almost....slick on the front, leading to a nice sticky finish that leaves you wanting more. This isn't too carbonated, just the right amount to let you know that it's there and add some refreshing bubbly-ness to this dark clusterfuck of Windows.

Well worth the $10. Especially on this storm of the year night (estimated 4-6" of snow, the most Central Ohio has had at once since the Blizzard of 2008. The Blizzard of '08, I was staggering home from a dive bar that I hold dear to my heart).

4.95/5 caps. Only because I feel it lacks something that I can't place my finger one. Not much, just a little something.

-Nathan-

Neil House The Harbinger

This is another selection from the now-defunct Neil House Brewery in Columbus. We were first  introduced to this beer at an industry beer tasting through Superior Beverage, their distributor. This is billed as a double rye pale ale and weighs in at a hefty 10% ABV and over 200 IBU's.

You should start a pool now with those around you for how we're going to rate this. Hint: we're both unabashed hopheads. IBU's are International Bittering Units, the scale used to measure how hoppy a beer is. According to one source we read a little over a year ago, your mouth can't tell the difference once you pass 100 IBU's. I don't recall the source, or I'd cite it. And I may have to raise the bullshit flag on that, but let's get into this beer and see how hoppy we can take it.

This pours an opaque deep golden color with an off-white head. As is common with Neil House brews, this one is a bit over-carbonated, but it didn't overflow. It gave about two inches of head (that's what she said) that leaves a lovely lacing on the glass. Surprising for the alcohol content, the head sticks around, and doesn't leave noticeable alcohol legs on the glass. And speaking of the glass, yes, this should be in a tulip, but eh, the dishwasher was already running when we poured this, and I didn't feel like dirtying another glass. In the nose I pick up some stone fruit, vague tropical fruit, and bready malts. The nose is very mild, though, despite that description. When I sip it, though, I get some orange and some vodka-soaked pineapple that hits the back of my nose, and I'm not sure what else. This is a very confusing beer to me, and nothing like I recall at the tasting. You can definitely taste the alcohol bite on the finish. It's also not nearly as hoppy as I remember, nor as hoppy as I would expect for something that claims to have 200 IBU's.

It's so confusing, I looked at Nathan and asked if we maybe got their Buckeye Roots Hefeweizen instead of The Harbinger. It looks like a hefe and is fruity like a hefe. It is definitely a pale ale, though. Perhaps this has been sitting on the shelf too long and the hops died out... Nathan claims he has seen this bottle at Wine & Brew Emporium for nearly a year.

It's still a good beer, but it doesn't evoke that love at first sip that we both had at the tasting.

Just a warning: start reading this in a Boston accent. You'll need it for Nathan's review. He'd love to drink The Hahbingah while sitting at the hahbah.

3.95/5 caps

-Jennie

"Had this at a special tasting from Superior Beverage's Craft and Import Expo. The brew master had stepped away, so I didn't have an opportunity to discuss with him. The description on the checklist we had claims it is "a 200ibu beast backed by dry, spicy character of rye". That is a semi-accurate description. I didn't catch the rye as much. Picture Red Rye P.A. from Founders, but much more hoppy. One of the best Rye IPAs I've had"

That was my posting on beer advocate, 12/26/2011, shortly after the tasting. I gave it a 4.75/5 then, I wonder how it will sync up now.

"The shifting leaves of the fall season speak of change. The comforting ruminants of the summer slowly give way as a crisp breeze chills the air, portending the coming harshness an snow that winter annually promises. As the sun sets, and the moon rises, the nights grow colder, breeding shadows in the darkness. Following the last harvest, The Harbinger sinks is wintry talons into the earth of the abandoned fields, where wolves stalk the empty meadows of rye. Out of this landscape, The Harbinger was born.... This double rye pale ale is a beast: At well over 200 IBUS and with a ferocious ABV, backed by the dry, spicy characters of the rye, it will sink it’s teeth in and not let go. Soon enough, you will realize that the harbinger is a beer that really has a bite."

That is the description on the bottle. Sounds enticing, doesn't it?

The pour is, as Jennie said, an opaque golden. I'd throw in the description of murky golden orange. The nose is interesting. Fruit, bready tones from the malt, and some slight earthy tones. Not kicking you in the ass with aroma, though. The taste is.... um... confusing. Definite alcohol kick to this. There are heavy malt tones, biscuity and very caramel heavy. The rye does not come through, nor do a lot of the hops. As Jennie stated, it could be from this being older, the hop tones and characteristics could have possibly died out some. Each sip is intriguing though, as I pick up different flavors out of each sip. Some, I've picked up straight earthy tones, others I've picked up muddled caramel and alcohol, at times it's fruity, and a couple I've had some sour tones to this. It might be because this is older, but this is so bizarre with the different flavors. This is also bizarre trying to keep 4 cats from stepping on a painting that I did, while it's drying. Thatcher, I love you, but leave it be, no one needs darker, almost navy, blue paint in your pretty fur (or tracked all the way around the house and in our bed). We should really invest in an upright easel. In due time, in due time. I seem to be digressing from this review.

This is mostly gone now, and yet the murky color still remains. It has not cleared up one bit, but then again, Letterman lost his humor years ago, so it is what it is. There are certain things in this world that should be enjoyed when it's fresh, Letterman and the Harbinger are two of them. I definitely preferred this being fresh (Superior tasting), but at the same bad, this isn't terrible. I wouldn't call it, per se, an imperial rye ale, more like an experimental hopped-up barleywine at this point. Reason I say hopped up is now that there's about 2 finger's width in the pint glass, the hops are coming out. Jennie thinks there are hefe tones in this, and I can see that, but at the same time, it isn't terrible.

Definitely a brew to be enjoyed fresh, but unfortunately, if you didn't get the opportunity, it will never happen. So sad to see Neil House go under. Upcoming will be a review on their fabled cranberry cider.

4/5 caps

-Nathan-

Monday, March 4, 2013

Hoppy Brewing Stony Face





So this would be Hoppy Brewing's Stony Face. I've had this before, along with a couple other selections. 5.6% abv red ale. Hoppy Brewing is out of Cali, which has a bunch of fantastic breweries.

This pours a clear amber color, with some khaki colored head. The head doesn't stick around much, but it does leave some nice lacing.  The aroma is caramel tones with some almost tangy or sour notes. Interesting. The initial sip is nice and light. Malt heavy with some earthy hop tones with the occasional citrus bite, but very faint. Light mouthfeel with just the right light carbonation to keep it crisp and refreshing.

Nothing too spectacular, but not terrible.

3.7/5 caps

-Nathan

I wasn't sure how beer was going to go down tonight, as I've been ill with some nasty stomach ick that prevented me from drinking last night (I took a sip of Stroh's and gave what I call Turkey Face -- that grossed out face of disgust, the same face I get while preparing the turkey Thanksgiving morning). Tonight, however, I was determined to drink a beer. Nathan and I have shared this before... we can often find it on clearance for around $2 a bomber, and Hoppy makes certainly quaffable brews.

I'm not a huge fan of red ales, but I actually like this. I don't care for reds usually because I find them somewhat bland and uninteresting. While this is nothing over-the-top, it's a solid brew with a great mouthfeel and finish. It's just velvety with a very clean finish. For a red ale, I think it's one of my favorite of the style. And that label... how can you not be happy when looking at this??? It evokes pure California -- a warm late-spring day, driving a vintage VW Beetle with the top down in SoCal. You can't go wrong with that.

4.1/5 caps

-Jennie

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Neil House Brewery Four North Pale Ale

Neil House Brewery. Local made here in Columbus. They announced yesterday that they would be shutting down production. Sad to see a local brewery go under. They opened in fall of 2010. If you've been a  follower of the local craft beer scene in Columbus, Ohio, you know about their Cranberry Cider. Everyone I know who's tasted it, loves it. We'll do a review on their cider soon.

So, with that news, last night, I picked up a couple Neil House brews from our friends at Wine & Brew Emporium on Sunbury Rd (Sunbury and 161). One that we tasted about a year ago,The Harbinger,  and this. The Four North Pale Ale.

This pours a murky, opaque orange-brown color. No sign of light through it. The head is solid and thick, pale, off-white color. The aroma is a little slice of my own personal heaven. Slight citrus tones, heavy spice notes, some sweetness from the malts. Picture fresh apple cider with cinnamon sticks. That sort of amazing aroma. The taste, though, is interesting. Especially for a pale ale. There are earthy tones and sweetness muddled from the malt, ending in almost a mint and citrus like note from the hops. The mint/citrus-like flavors linger slightly, not too long. The mouthfeel is probably the heaviest I've ever had for a pale ale, almost Guinness sort of mouth feel. Lower ABV of 5.0% is not noticed, but yet leaves a gorgeous lacing along the pint glass.

Not what I think of for Pale Ale, but not as bad as the rap it's gotten around town. No idea why local people have panned Neil House on B.A. and ratebeer. 5 reviews on B.A. and 3 on ratebeer (with at least one guy reviewing on both, panning it).

Overall, a good brew, if you don't think of it as your typical classic pale ale. This is a unique pale ale. This makes me sad to see a good brewery go under. May you have a resurgence in the near future. We'll see you in the morning for our personal homebrew supplies.

4.2/5 caps

-Nathan

Neil House has been one of our local treasures for a couple of years now... it will be sad to see them go. Their cranberry cider was one of the -- if not the -- best-selling local offering on the north end. This is one part of our parting tribute to them (no pun intended).  I pick up pretty much all guava and papaya in the nose... the taste has the same tropical fruits, plus a lot more earthiness, and is that a bit of rye I taste???? If not, it certainly has a spicy note that is reminiscent of rye. It's very heavy-bodied for a pale ale... as Nathan said, body (and calorie count, but thank goodness not body count) that is more similar to a Guinness. But it's rather enjoyable.

Really, guys, it's very sad to see you go. I was shocked at the news. We'll be covering more of your brews as an homage to your brief but lasting legacy on the brewing scene in town.

Hehehe Nathan just remembered Dad's take on Neil House's Cranberry Cider on his first tasting... he didn't have just one. And that was a night that we closed down two bars and were worried about a certain then-76-year-old getting a DUI saving the rest of us from getting the same. But we'll save more that of that story for that review... this review is of their Pale Ale, which I've been wanting to try since it hit the market. And it didn't disappoint, other than being a bit over-carbonated.

4.3/5 caps -- I'm really sad to see them go

-Jennie

side note- Jennie said Body Count. Remember, Ice T was part of Body Count who did "Cop Killer", and now he's a cop on Law and Order.... -Nathan- (Phil watches too much Law and Order and NCIS to where NCIS's theme song was stuck in my head today) -ns


-side note #2 - It's 1:30 on a Friday night, we're not quite sure why the rum is always gone, are we, Nathan???? He's also been working a lot since December. -jk

-side note #3 I know why the rum is gone, I FUCKING drank it.... 'Nuff said -ns

- side note #4 - Johnny Depp you're not. Why haven't we kidnapped him yet? You could have your own HST, Peanut could have his own pirate, and I could have my own, well, Johnny.  -jk